hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 
Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.
But wait, there’s more.
Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.
Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.
They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.
not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

thepoeticrebel:

simchiller:

they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. 

Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all ofthree Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.

But wait, there’s more.

Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.

Surya Bonaly was openly contemptuous of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who always screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and made it legal by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being epic awesome and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.

They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.

not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck

Damn son I ain’t seen shit like that.

Reblogged from midnightelite

percabooty:

Da Birthday Club
So I just hit 6k *ily u guys c:* 
Also technically that means we’re averaging to about 17 birthdays per day based on my follower count which means it is more than likely that it’s someone’s birthday so i decided to make da birthday club. 
To join da birthday club…

-mbf this mofo
-must reblog dis
-must be willing to send me your birthday+name/nickname via ask

If you join you get:
your name+birthday added to my birthday page
a promo on your birthday
a link in my updates tab for your whole birthday month
an edit/gif from me on your birthday (based on ur blog)
So join for birthday perks :) and if it’s ur birthday today HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hands everyone blue cake*

percabooty:

Da Birthday Club

So I just hit 6k *ily u guys c:* 

Also technically that means we’re averaging to about 17 birthdays per day based on my follower count which means it is more than likely that it’s someone’s birthday so i decided to make da birthday club

To join da birthday club…

-mbf this mofo

-must reblog dis

-must be willing to send me your birthday+name/nickname via ask

If you join you get:

  • your name+birthday added to my birthday page
  • a promo on your birthday
  • a link in my updates tab for your whole birthday month
  • an edit/gif from me on your birthday (based on ur blog)

So join for birthday perks :) and if it’s ur birthday today HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *hands everyone blue cake*

Reblogged from percabooty

tinybro:

i bet when percy’s in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk to anyone he just goes out to the lake and sits at the bottom of it like “what now”

and annabeth just calmly takes a canoe out to the center of the lake and writes little messages out on slips of paper that she sticks in a sealed plastic bag with a rock and just drops them down to him until he eventually comes up for an actual talk